June 10, 1998
In this issue:
  The Western Front
  Kreb-site
  Frenzy '98
  Soul Proprietors
  Typecast
  Navigation   Department Lemur is quiet today. You see, the hot weather has finally hit Vegas full-on, and half of my compatriots are fast asleep and won't wake up until cocktail hour or October, whichever comes first. But for the gentle whirring sound of somebody's Dynabee and the low-end rumble of the 2-trillion watt THX speakers connected to my fusion-powered workstation, it is very, very quiet indeed. For a change.
 
 
   
 
Pete and Pete
  STRONG ... AS KANSAS

The Adventures of Pete and Pete have likely ended, but even in reruns, this Nickelodeon show remains one of the most original on the tube. Pete and Pete expanded the limits of what was previously considered "children's television," and like fellow Nick nutcases Ren and Stimpy, they aimed for a spot just over your head, where your kids are right now. Every part of the show - from the dreamlike setting to the catchy Polaris (nee Miracle Legion) theme song, "Hey Sandy" - shames the quasi-hipsters at MTV and makes "Twin Peaks" look like Vatican City. Perhaps a telephone has been ringing for years, and everyone is afraid to answer it; perhaps the International Adult Conspiracy is out to get Artie, the Strongest Man in the World once again ("I do not believe you can catch me, for I am super-freaky"). No matter how fantastic the circumstances, Pete and Pete never feels contrived. And just think how much groovier your own childhood might have been if your neighborhood had been comprised of such folks as Steve Buscemi, Iggy Pop, Bebe Neuwirth, Janeane Garofalo, Ann Magnuson, Hunter S. Thompson and the foxy babes of Luscious Jackson. Visit the boys - and this terrific fan site - before the younger Pete sells the whole kit and caboodle to the Krechmars.
 

 
   
 
Alfred Hitchcock
  TAKE THE TOUR

This handsome site reminds us - as if we needed reminding - why Alfred Hitchcock was a giant among directors. All the proof is here: clips from "Rear Window," "North By Northwest" and "To Catch A Thief," his most memorable quotes ("The length of a movie should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder"), even a list of every one of the infamous cameos he made in his own films. The site can't address Hitchcock's entire legacy; nothing could. However, a quick trip through here should be enough to drive you to Blockbuster, perhaps to check out the twisted psychosexual rollercoaster of "Marnie" or the slow burn of "Rope." At any rate, you may want to visit the original "Dial M For Murder" before you see the insipid Michael Douglas / Gwyneth Paltrow remake currently mucking up the multiplexes. Hitch once said that "actors should be treated like cattle." Boy, could we ever use him now.
 

 
   
Soul Coughing
  ROCK 'N' ROLL LIVES

They haven't put out any new material in a while, and their website hasn't been updated in a month or so, but that doesn't matter one whit to the Passenger. Soul Coughing is still one of the greatest bands in the known universe. "Soundtrack To Mary." "Screenwriter's Blues." "The Brooklynites." Visit the site, read the words, dig the far-out samples. A must for every household.
 

 
   
 
The Franklin
  WHEN WPM RULED THE EARTH

"'Things of the past' are still present … it's their world that is absent," emphasizes Richard Polt, a philosopher and collector of pre-Microsoft word processors, namely typewriters. The Classic Typewriter Page, maintained by Polt, treats these tools as old-world artifacts, with all due respect for their function and beauty. The Franklin could serve as a centerpiece. You can practically hear the Underwood No. 5 banging out novels and beat poetry. And the fanciful Oliver 9 looks like a construct of pre-war science fiction; Polt points out that it has a cameo in David Croenenberg's film of William S. Burrough's "Naked Lunch," a parallel world in which it was unwise to upset your typewriter. Whether you're a collector, an admirer or someone who's never seen a real typewriter before, this site is a rare treat - a genuine time capsule from a lost world.

No, this won't do at all. We must have volume! I'm going to load up that old Parliament disc, crank up my dual subwoofers and make a go at waking the dead. Talk to you next week if the fallout doesn't liquify my bones! Adios!



The Passenger first appeared on Vegas.com and ran from March 1998 until February 2000.

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