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I was a different kind of Passenger last night: I flew on the Vegas.com
Airship. I'd never been on an airship
before, and if I hadn't gotten this job I probably never would have, so the
jubilation I felt when the flying burrito took off was palpable. I can't
begin to describe the experience of floating, nor can I give words to the
pride I felt looking down at the lights of the city I've come to call home.
All I can say to you is this: I'm waiting, impatiently, for those feelings
to invade my dreams.
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WHO ARE SHAGGS?
I am intrigued by the very idea of The Shaggs - the all-girl group
Frank Zappa declared "better than the Beatles." Sisters Helen, Dot and Betty
Wiggin only formed a rock band to meet the demands of their father, Austin
Wiggin Jr. - who, in turn, was acting in accordance with a prediction made
by his late mother. The songs of The Shaggs' 1969 debut are off-kilter,
off-tempo and very nearly off-putting, the kind of music that only time can
validate. Today, placed alongside girl-punk outfits like Cub and Maow, The
Shaggs' music seems just right - even a bit prescient. It's fairly easy to
imagine the sisters vamping up "Who Are Parents" with Liz Phair, or sending
"My Pal Foot Foot" to Cibo Matto for a club-worthy remix. The Shaggs
Unofficial Homepage
makes no promises, and neither do I - you'll either like the band's music or
hate it. But even if you fall into the latter camp, you have to admit that
the sound of The Shaggs is entirely too bizarre to have been an accident.
Fate spoke to the Wiggin clan, and they answered with everything they had.
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YOUR FAVORITE YEAR
I could have gone my entire life without recalling the events of October
1977, yet here they are: David Berkowitz - a.k.a. Son of Sam - was found
competent to stand trial, the film that came to be known as "Star Wars
Episode 4" was still playing in theaters, "Boogie Nights" and "Brick House"
were playing on the radio and a brand new Sony device called the "Betamax"
hit the stores, retail price $999. All these memories and more can be yours
at Pop History Now!, a cool site that
reconstructs a different random week of American history every day. Check
this page every day and you, too, will feel very old. Or too young.
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THEM'S THE BREAKS
Forget Fluke. Forget Garbage. Hell, you can even forget Madonna, even though
she told you not to. Breakbeat Era produces the sexiest, smartest
club beats you've heard out of a techno-funk group with a female vocalist
since Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart hung their synths to the wind. A
triple-threat outfit featuring DJ Die, drum 'n' bass whiz kid Roni Size and
singer-songwriter Lennie Laws, Breakbeat Era is as significant a stride in
sound and form as the group's name implies. The group's official UK website
has everything you need to move forward into this important Era: Real Audio
samples of every track on the group's debut CD "Ultra Obscene," a brief
history of their world, tour dates and more. Don't read another word - just
get your butt over there, cue up "Ultra-Obscene's" title track and move into
the freaking now.
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AS SEEN IN FIGURE A
My favorite question on Marshall Brain's wonderful How Stuff Works page is "How do light sabers work?" As if
somebody didn't know, for crying out loud ... you turn it on, swing it
wildly, and cut Darth Maul in half. Easy, right? I guess there's a whole
process of animation effects that goes with that simple action, which How
Stuff Works describes in detail. I also learned how a cellular phone works,
what makes a Cruise Missile the bad boy of any block and what not to do
around vast amounts of flour. The site is organized by subject
("Electronics," "Food"), takes on subjects your parents may not have fully
explained (human reproduction, IPO's) is fully searchable, and boasts some
of the most fascinating reading I've come across in some time. Put that in
your Darth and Maul it.
And what about you? What occupies your mind, fills your dreams, buoys your
soul? Tell me all about it at passenger@vegas.com. And it goes without saying that if you've got
a website you'd like me to cover, you should mention that, too. See you next
week.
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The Passenger first appeared on Vegas.com and ran from March 1998 until February 2000.
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